quick app recap: 

• Random girl: blah blah blah the floor isn't clean blah blah.
• Bill: IS THAT YOUR HAIR OMG WOW WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR HAIRDRESSER LIKE OMG I NEED THAT OMG WOWWWW.
• Random girl: blah blah blah did you ever compare your penises?
• Tom: NO BECAUSE MY PENIS IS SO BIG AND IT'S LIKE COMPARING THREE PEANUTS TO A HUUUUUUUGE, BIIIIIIIIIG, ENORMOUS COCONUT HERP DERP BIG PENIS.

Rumor: Possible music video for If I Die Tomorrow.

Source - Far East Movement.

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Troll!Tom is the best, tbh.

ohsosystematic:

wISKEYHHH OmaGOSH BILLI DRINKS THE HEAVY LIQOUR BADASS OVA HIEARRRR

AnndDDDD DUUUN  F0oooORgEEeT dE VooooOOOOOo0DGAAAHHH.

Bill and Tom with Natalie in LA, 2012.

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breakingthehabit-x:

twins Kaulitz and Jörg Kaulitz father

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I AM SO DEAD I CAN’T EVEN I DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO PUT THE PICTURE HERE BECAUSE I CAN’T STAND LIESANGELES AND HIS PICTURES

BUT OMG ANDI YOU LOOK SO GOOD AND UUUGH BILL NEVER EVER EVER LET GO OF HIS HAND EVER OK?!

I AM SO DEAD. MY SHIPPER HEART MDSLFKDL. 

I AM LITERALLY SOBBING. NO PICTURE HAS EVER MADE ME THIS HAPPY.

MY OTP IS REAL. 

IT’S REAL. REAL. FUCK EVERYTHING, THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING DAY EVER 

PICTURE UNDER THE CUT, YOU WILL DIE.

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